wal-mart is rarely interesting in my town. though one day, i saw a man buying bras and randomly heard something about a 4 inch penis.

someone taking a dumb in the middle of the aisle.

i was in wall mart and my friend and i were running and i ran into this guy i knew he did not have children and he had about 40 bags soon the bags were on top of me and i saw some mickey mouse underwear fall out i just looked at him curiously and just walked away

Well, let me see
There is the lovely pajama pants outfits
Bedroom slippers
Socks with sandals
The braless wonders in tight tee shirts (must hang lower than the belly button though)
The unwashed masses
The droolers
Kids on leases
People that don’t have a single fresh item in their cart of food
The ones who buy 8 cases of diet rite soda at a time

I’ll only go in there if my mother is dying next to me and they’re the closest phone

I was at Walmart and the lady in the line ahead of me had like 20 huge bottles of Arizona Green Tea…and she started telling me a story about how all the people at her church thought it was wine and she said “But its not! Its tea!” ohh that lady cracked me up.

My friend works at Walmart, and when he sprained his ankle, he rode one of those motorized scooters around the store. One time we boxed him into an aisle by putting a bunch of merchandise on each side.

They were selling pillows – 2 for the price of 1!!! IT WAS THE COOLEST DEAL EVER!!

Roses are red, crap is brown, Its time for Fizzdude to come back to town!!
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lawn