I would alert him to this little mishap, and apologize for any inconvience. Oh, and tell old man peterson to remember you are just a little bitty gal.

Don’t worry about that…you just need to keep plenty of visine on ya babe…

YOU make me laugh so hard my nose runs, and it’s not even allergy season.
I don’t think the Bingo caller will ever realize, let em keep her;( the baby blue!) Won’t that letter “i” make a much more interesting eye? Think of the conversation piece that will be!
You know stir things up a bit…………………………….

what are you talking about MONTANA, i you hopped a trian to vegas last night and i tripped on my shoelaces and fell on my face and now i am wandering on the highway alone. perhaps you really did need to be in the hospital, love? did i do the wrong thing by breaking you out? have you made it to vegas yet. i have not and it doesn’t look like i will, but who knows what could happan in the course of a day? anything good, you think?